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Crew Leader:
Steph Newman
cl.northbeach(at)warovers.com.au
Rover Adviser:
N/A
Meets at:
North Beach Scout Hall
Cnr Castel and Samuel St,
NORTH BEACH
Sunday. After Daybreak
Overview:
North Beach Rover Crew was started sometime in the 6th Century in Scandinavia, by the infamous Baron von North Beach. From these humble beginnings North Beach Rover Crew grew as a formidable organisation, to current status intent on taking over the world. They are ruthless and addictive to taste, and are often spotted wearing blue scarves. They often import clothing from other countries and have been rumoured to be philanthropists. Don’t look them in the eye or they will hypnotise you with an enticing trance and then their partners will pounce on you from the sides, like the pack animals they are. After they brainwash you with their North Beach propaganda, you will acquire a taste for haggis, crocs, oil lamps, and develop a love for North Beach. Scientists working on a cure often disappear. Engage with caution, and don’t let them know you are onto them.
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